Music Jokes:
What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?
A flat minor.
What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?
A flat major.
What does a German Hammond organist do in his life's most tender moments?
He puts his Leslie on "slow".
What's the first thing a musician says at work?
"Would you like fries with that?"
What do you call a musician without a significant other?
Homeless.
Why do musicians have to be awake by six o'clock?
Because most shops close by six thirty.
Others:
Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent!
Keep talking. I always yawn when I'm interested.
Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion?
Don't you realize that there are enough people to hate in the world already without your
working so hard to give us another?
It is mind over matter. I don't mind, because you don't matter.
These jokes aren't directed at any particular person!!our momma
is so stupid . . .
She put a ruler next to her bed to see how long she slept!
